Appropriate footwear. Best birthday gift. http://www.vibramfivefingers.com
Appropriate footwear. Best birthday gift. http://www.vibramfivefingers.com
Two things: I never wear appropriate footwear, and hills are totally sweet.
I’m an idiot, and a total SF noob, which led to my walking, uphill, in crappy shoes for quite a while. I did make it home with some grassfed beef and oranges from the farmer’s market, so it was sweet anyway.


Hills are steep here. They post signs about it. “Hey, this hill is steep! Don’t park like an idiot!” They should also read “Don’t walk like an idiot” for vain and frivolous people like me. Hey, I really like patent flats, what can I say?

I started my journey home here, right next to this boat.

This is Coit Tower. We live several hundred feet from it, but it’s really not far at all. If the walk wasn’t up hill, it would take less than five minutes.

That is an especially steep hill to walk up when you’re wearing shoes that look like this:

Fortunately I succeeded, sans blisters. Thank capitalism for knit tights.

That’s all I’ve got for now.
If you actually read my self centered banter then you’re probably related to me or named Bailey, so hey everybody, and stay tuned for more Cali news.
A long, winding drive through the Marin Headlands made Diz want to stretch. I just felt like puking.